In a gameweek where he became the most Triple Captained player in history, Salah delivered in spectacular fashion, with a record-breaking impact on the League of Gentlemen. Meanwhile, the Eliminator came to a thrilling conclusion.
For the second gameweek running, my captain delivered in the last match of the gameweek. This time, though, his teammate usurped him at the death, cranking the pressure up ever further.
Just when it looked like his title dreams were fading, Go Cartin put his foot down and stormed back into contention, overtaking his rivals with a sensational performance.
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