The draw for the Gentlemen's Classic group stage has been completed, live on Facebook. Inside are the four first-round groups, as well as the fixture list for each head-to-head clash.
Group A: Big Steve, All-Star Vogt, Flash Funk, Sirloin Sean.
GW 3: Big Steve vs Sirloin Sean, All-Star Vogt vs Flash Funk
GW 4: Big Steve vs Flash Funk, All-Star Vogt vs Sirloin Sean
GW5: Big Steve vs All-Star Vogt, Flash Funk vs Sirloin Sean
GW6: All-Star Vogt vs Big Steve, Sirloin Sean vs Flash Funk
GW7: Flash Funk vs Big Steve, Sirloin Sean vs All-Star Vogt
GW8: Sirloin Sean vs Big Steve, Flash Funk vs All-Star Vogt
Group B: King Ding, Hitman Hodgson, Big-Time Birkett, Ginger Ben.
GW 3: King Ding vs Ginger Ben, Hitman Hodgson vs Big-Time Birkett
GW 4: King Ding vs Big-Time Birkett, Hitman Hodgson vs Ginger Ben
GW5: King Ding vs Hitman Hodgson, Big-Time Birkett vs Ginger Ben
GW6: Hitman Hodgson vs King Ding, Ginger Ben vs Big-Time Birkett
GW7: Big-Time Birkett vs King Ding, Ginger Ben vs Hitman Hodgson
GW8: Ginger Ben vs King Ding, Big-Time Birkett vs Hitman Hodgson
Group C: Deadly Daz, Lord Geord, Private Parvesh, Slick Rick.
GW 3: Deadly Daz vs Slick Rick, Lord Geord vs Private Parvesh
GW 4: Deadly Daz vs Private Parvesh, Lord Geord vs Slick Rick
GW5: Deadly Daz vs Lord Geord, Private Parvesh vs Slick Rick
GW6: Lord Geord vs Deadly Daz, Slick Rick vs Private Parvesh
GW7: Private Parvesh vs Deadly Daz, Slick Rick vs Lord Geord
GW8: Slick Rick vs Deadly Daz, Private Parvesh vs Lord Geord
Group D: Jockin’ Jeeves, The Masterchef, Who Horner, The Ox.
GW 3: Jockin’ Jeeves vs The Ox, The Masterchef vs Who Horner
GW 4: Jockin’ Jeeves vs Who Horner, The Masterchef vs The Ox
GW5: Jockin’ Jeeves vs The Masterchef, Who Horner vs The Ox
GW6: The Masterchef vs Jockin’ Jeeves, The Ox vs Who Horner
GW7: Who Horner vs Jockin’ Jeeves, The Ox vs The Masterchef
GW8: The Ox vs Jockin’ Jeeves, Who Horner vs The Masterchef
Two points for a win, one point for a draw, top two progress to Round Two. In the event of two teams scoring the same amount of points, the first Tiebreaker will be head-to-head record between the two teams, with the Gameweek score of both matches added together. If that is a tie, the second Tiebreaker will be Goals Scored throughout the entire group stage, with captain’s goals counting double. If that is even, the third Tiebreaker will be Goals Conceded throughout the entire group stage, with captain’s goals conceded counting double. If that is even, we move to the Substitute’s Shoot-Out, based on the teams selected in the second match between the teams that are tied. In the event of a three-or-four way tie, the Substitute’s Shoot-Out will be based on the teams selected in the sixth group stage match. If it is to determine one qualifier, the highest score qualifies. If it is to determine two qualifiers, the lowest score is eliminated. If it is not settled based on the sixth group stage match, then we go back to the fifth group stage match, then the fourth, and so on. If that, somehow, fails to produce two clear qualifiers, then we will turn to the Coin of Destiny.
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