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How Grinchy Vogt Stole Christmas

23/12/2020

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As a special Christmas treat, here's a little story about how ol' Grinchy Vogt came to learn the true meaning of FPL. Merry Christmas, Gentlemen.
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Gameweek Fourteen: Pre-Christmas Carnage

23/12/2020

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After two quiet gameweeks, the League of Gentlemen set alight this week, with goals galore and huge volatility in the table. Meanwhile, the Gentlemen's Classic finalists were determined.
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Gameweek Thirteen: Firing Blanks

19/12/2020

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The Gentlemen's luck was out in Gameweek Thirteen, with the majority of the big names failing to produce. With points being hard to find, a 23-point swing sees a new name at the top.
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Gameweek Twelve: The Hubris of Helling

14/12/2020

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In a low-impact gameweek, the only real changes to the division were caused by the ineptitude of Wooden Spoon Helling. Meanwhile, all is still to play for in the Gentlemen's Classic.
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Gameweek Eleven: March of the Mackem

10/12/2020

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The new contenders look more in control each week, with a new name on the League of Gentlemen trophy looking ever more inevitable. As the old guard fades away, can anyone stop Ginger Ben?
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Gameweek Ten: Winter Is Coming

2/12/2020

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As the seasons change to the wintery months, the Iceman makes his move, freezing out the competition to become Manager of the Month. Elsewhere, Sirloin Sean overcooked his transfers, while the Butcher carved his way back into contention.
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Gameweek Nine: Plain Kane Yields Ginger Gains

27/11/2020

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Gameweek Nine saw Ginger Ben’s differential captain give him a strong position at the top, with those who played it safe being punished for their predictability. Meanwhile, Deadly Daz’s indecision lead to devastation in the Eliminator.
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Gameweek Eight: A Tale of Two Kings

20/11/2020

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The first round of the Gentlemen's Classic came to a dramatic conclusion in Gameweek 8. As King Ding's FPL Nightmare continues, the top four teams are separated by just four points, with a new face at the top.

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Gameweek Seven: Benchmark of Success

5/11/2020

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With several highly-owned players missing out this gameweek, many managers found themselves relying on their substitutes. The importance of investing in a quality bench was revealed, with those who spread their money throughout the squad receiving the greater rewards.
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Gameweek Six: You Must Be Joking Here

28/10/2020

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In a gameweek where only six of the Dream Team hit double-figures, points were at a premium. While several FPL Nightmares were endured, a new name was in dreamland as he replaced Ginger Ben at the top.
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Gameweek Five: From Glory To Irrelevants

21/10/2020

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The unpredictable start to the League of Gentlemen continues, with all of last season’s top ten now languishing in the Irrelevants. With this campaign promising to be like no other in history, which of the underdogs will take advantage and lay claim to the King’s throne?
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Gameweek Four: Slam Dunk Flash Funk

6/10/2020

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After a sensational gameweek which saw Liverpool and Manchester United get thrashed, the League of Gentlemen league table is starting to take shape. Could this be the year of the underdog?
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Gameweek Three: Wooden Spoon Stirs The Pot

30/9/2020

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In a gameweek where managers struggled for points, a surprise contender rose through the ranks. Meanwhile, the Gentlemen's Classic group stages got under way and the first Manager of the Month was crowned.

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The Gentlemen's Classic: Group Stage Draw and Fixture List

25/9/2020

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The draw for the Gentlemen's Classic group stage has been completed, live on Facebook. Inside are the four first-round groups, as well as the fixture list for each head-to-head clash.

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Gameweek Two: Son Shines, Ole Flops and Kane Glows

24/9/2020

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The highest-scoring gameweek in twenty-team Premier League history saw one man enter the Hundred Club, saw those with Spurs attackers gain a huge advantage over their rivals and saw Manchester United get off to a whimper.
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